• Mutu: “Da-o mai repede, in pula mea!!!”…..comentatoru’ TVR: “Din gesturi Mutu ii cerea lui FI. Petre sa dea drumul mai repede la minge!” =))))
• Romania – Italia pe 13 iunie,a 13a Intalnire directa in al 13lea meci al EURO08 aflat la cea de-al3a editie… pt cine va fii cu noroc acest 13 ?
• dak e sa câştige România imi desenez pe fund steagul si-mi pun poza la status.HAI ROMÂNIA!!
• ROmania hai dreaq sa facem show….ne-or BATE EI da sa nu plece intregi de pe teren….radoi ne bazam p finetzea ta
• O zi de 13 superba…HAI ROMANIA!
• Rigatoni! ca daca tot mananc ceva macar sa fie italienesti ) HAI ROMANIA!
• ROOOOMANIAAA!! =D>=D> =D>=D>=D>=D>
• E clar. Avem sfert cu Portugalia. Finala se joaca mai devreme
• constiinta proletara
• Romaniaaaaa, Romaniaaaaa…ale ale aleeee…[out]
• HAI ROMANIA!! <:-P
• Libertatea de azi: “Specialistii avertizeaza k pe perioada campionatului european femeile nu au parte de sex”:-w
• Hai Germania!!! Nu ma interesează România, dar urasc Italia mult prea mult!!!
• Ahhhh bear power…
• there’s no charge for awesomeness
• NIHIL SINE DEO!
• will I ever stop being dumb?
• you’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
• Schimb caiet A4 cu Audi acelasi model
• Unul dintre cele mai dificile lucruri este sa convingi o femeie ca pana si chilipirurile costa.
• gata, pana pe 24 nu mai ies din casa;studying
• toate femeile sunt curbe.
• we don’t need no education!
• the w.t.f project
• Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain !
• buzi … normal , ce draq , doar e ora 5 dimineata …
• her hair smells like coco puffs, and i eat coco puffs for breakfast:D
• construiesc un univers…voi ce mai faceti?
• to do or not to do?
• “NEBUN” e un termen relativ in familia mea!
• caut bucatareasa….astept cv-uri
• cel mai mult urasc sa fiu mintit!!!!!!…..dc mai vrei sa fi cu mine….dupa ce te faci bine sper sa poti sa-mi arati ca nu m-ai mintit!!!!!!!!!! urasc costumele (

Update – Dupa meci:

• banele…aduci ghinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Suntem vicecampioni si campioni mondiali! Acum sa vedem dak ne si calificam din grupe…
• Sunt mândru ca sun Roman ! Nu’s
• Am văzut cel mai fain meci la campionatul asta: Olanda – Franţa 4-1

• o imperfectiune insuportabila este…..perfectiunea!
• care ai ma bulion modernizat?
• si acum ce fac k nu mai pot sa invat :-S
• i listened to her murmur, lick her lips.. sometimes. i thought i was imagining it all
• colorata, acu’-i gata! cine mai doreste, cine mai pofteste
• uite asa vin banii de la euro
• The answer, my friend, is blowin; in the wind
• o, tu, Felix Faure, cum te-au dus tu …
• run away, little girl
• I want to conquer the world today, Pinky!!!
• some things are just the way they. clouds.
• And take our sweet little time about it.
• Bravo Germania!!! Bravo Ballack!!!
• deci cine mai vrea o foaie A2 mai am una…..
• Daca-i oferi flori, urmaresti ceva. Daca nu, esti magar.
• sesiune,carte,cirna,fitzuica,facultate,camin, restante, tramvai, bere, chef, boxe, RAM, ameteala, counter,metrou, conserva, prezervativ, cartela, bursa,meci, decan, chiul, chirie… stuentie frate
• Hai Franta!!! Romania-Franta 0-1, marcator Nicolita
• working like a dog? dogs don’t work!
• prajitura cu jeleu….mai sunt doar cateva zile…si apoi trecem la prajitura cu ciocolata si frisca;)
• francezii cer bataie !!!
• uof viata mea ( de joi costum si pantofi (((((((((((((((((((
• Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
• Fuck Snack Atack!!!:((
• trece lebedele-n zare: eu ma uit, ele dispare.
• ma duc pe campii….nu stiu daca o sa ma intorc
• I want you to taste like cotton candy!
• relativ studioasa
• Ambitia este o scuza proasta pentru cei insuficient de rationali incat sa fie lenesi!

Disclaimer: Textele sunt prezentate intocmai cum au fost scrise de catre utilizatori, cu typo-uri cu tot.

• A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship…
• **** param-param. A fost frumos
• he who stops being better stops being good
• sa-LEEP-ah
• I’m falling
• vreau baloane!
• Drogurile schimba tot, nu-ti face iluzii.. joci, te risti si pierzi daca faci confuzii!
• cand iti simti morcovul pana in maduva oaselor te trezesti la realitate, asadar INVAT!
• Zzzz …
• zork
• juvenile scam
• Oare ar fi mai sexi daca as face la mate in ploaie? Hmm…
• I am capitan planet
• Cum sa te faca posta 3 baieti? Astept raspuns Cisco.
• net de la MAXX
• tu cam umbli cu soparleala
• noul director pe sudul romaniei
• e mai bine asa?
• e-mail is everywhere! why is te “@” sign still relegated to being a shift key? it should have its own key!!
• radiatia termica caracterizata prin transferul termic prin radiatie electromagnetica din gama infrarosu. well, duh!
• Mutu se pregateste sa lanseze ecranizarea vietii lui: “20.000 de leghe sub nari”. Criticii deja anticipeaza un film praf sau cel putin fumat.
• if your monkey’s goy yhat kind of money sir, then we’ve got a monkey bed!
• running out of ways prin care sa sugerez subtil ca lucrez la mate. so there.
• in pregatiri intense si intensive ptr bal
• o fuga pana la ploiesti…asa ca sa ma calmez
• If everything is going down the rollercoaster all I can do is to go along…Falling!
• I always tell the truth ….even when I lie….!!!…nu’s
• Toti cei care cred in telekinezie sa-mi ridice mana!

Disclaimer: Avandu-ma in lista voastra de YM va dati acordul de a avea statusurile publicate pe blog. So F.O.!

•  vreau ceva dulceeeeeeeee
• Stepped The Fuck Out
• I only smoke when i need to and i need to smoke RIGHT NOW !!!! )
• am auzit k un barbat kruia i se ofera bere si fotbal, indiferent in ce ordine, e un barbat fericit
• If we don’t get more power to the warp drive we’re all going to have to get out and push!
• I’m a bounty hunter [OUT.call]
• every summer time puts u back on my mind
• the most efficient weapon of all times is the ability to walk silently behind someone with a backstabbing smile
• have you ever wodered why in a dream you can touch a fallen sky, or fly to the heavens that watch over you?
• p’acas
• made the savage beast roar until he cried more…more…more…
• hold me
• ping-pong mood destul cu mecanica pulii
• kick the can
• is someone there
• meanwhile, back at the mansion…
• prea bun ca sa fiu light!
• bacu…pentru unii o simpla formalitate…pt altzii sloboz direct in ochi
• super-dimensional fortress
• calatorie sprancenata! zise boierul; de ramaneai, imi erai ca un frate; iara de nu, imi esti ca doi.
• caut fraieri. pt relatii conctactati-ma =))
• 3 down… p.s. hrijania si anafura ma-tii de imbecil, voiculescule >:((
• incep cu o pauza
• Ce-i mai pizda decat o pizda la volan
• o sa-mi mut familia-n ungaria… sa ma-ntrebe ungurii de ce…sa le zic D’aia!!!
• pentru cei ce si-au aranjat bacul…vacanta placuta
• guess how many fingers… okay… guess how many more i can fit in there

UPDATE: Disclaimer: Avandu-ma in lista voastra de messenger va dati acordul de a avea statusurile publicate pe blog. enjoy!

Status Watch keeps coming back like a faggot with Altzheimer:

• dozens of showers per day..goin’ crazy with this heat!!
• u told me that music matters..[miss u]
• F#t licurici….mici…..
• silent weapons for quiet wars
• imi iubesc “bibaduza”
• u say i’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing
• Yeah……..Up mY aSsssssss!
• miyabi, it wouldn’t be wise to make me angry…
• ugly sleep.
• incerc sa invat…Al dracu d greu
• you can do it…put your back in to it…
• nervi multi multi multi multi plin de draci pana la refuz
• naniq time :X:X
• No need to run and hide … it’s a wonderful life
• finding the lost duck
• How would you like to joint the Mile High Club. You be the stewardess and i’ll be the mysterious stranger who’s drilling you
• un petit peu par la, un petit peu partout, un petit peu tres loin
• tell me there is no tomorrow…
• ma lipesc de imprejurimi
• sometimes it’s hard to love me…
• fucking busy..or viceversa
• I know a BOOBS addict !!!!!!
• they call me DR. LOOVE
• plin de spume nu mai suport atatea cacaturi!!!!!!
• I’m just a teenage dirtbag
• Oh my god thats the funky shit
• i don’t give a fuck…
• morning view
• having a bud
• eternal sunshine of the spotfull mind

 Noua rubrica pe blog. Enjoy.

• la joaca
• “o viata avem”…mananc
• asta noapte stau acasa
• in cinstea ploii de afara, o tigara pe balcon
• love comforteth like sunshine after rain…lav iu, beibi
• cum te simti? Ametita, nu-i asa?!? Nu e de la joint e dragostea
• Preproduction rulez
• family guy dnd
• tu sais mon amour…tu sais les mots sous mes silences
• there’s something about you “” Beautiful
• Bologna nu e un fel de mancare, e un ghiveci
• the show must go on
• cica joi incepe canicula…deci, pana atunci, bucurati-va de racoare
• around [Blog: A Working Woman]
• !!!!!!
• copying @ physics
• caut apart in buc ….2,3 camere….
• i’m on tivi…
• [busy] ‘Cause i am hanging on every word you say
• NIHIL SINE DEO
• well i’m scared, i’m scared, i’m scared, i’m scared to death and i tell myself i’m special till the end
• sarat
• souvenirs de demain
• it really seems unfair, but lately i don’t care
• very f….g busy
• cand inima devine cord
• nowhere
• fute bine cicone? se pare ca da
• nervos…DN FUKIN DISTURB

PS: Post Scriptum rulles!